Pure. Puppet. Anarchy.
Welcome to All Puppet Players!
We are not your kid’s puppet show. In fact, we perform strictly for adults because—let’s be real—we f**king hate kids. That’s not a bit. That’s the mission statement.
Our shows are wild, irreverent, pop-culture-soaked fever dreams stuffed with felt, foam, and absolute chaos. Whether we’re reimagining a Christmas classic with blood and glitter or unleashing radioactive ants onto a black-and-white sci-fi hellscape, one thing’s for sure: you’ve never seen anything like this. You’ve never seen theater like this, because it breaks all the rules—loudly, proudly, and with no regard for humans feelings!
So grab a drink, raise your expectations, and unclench that b-hole...
This is puppet anarchy, baby—and you’re already part of the rebellion.
Snag seats for our upcoming puppet-fueled performances, surprise appearances, and theatrical fever dreams. Shows sell out fast—because apparently people like foul-mouthed felt.
Meet the maniacs behind the mayhem.
Learn more about the vision, chaos, and questionable life choices that birthed
All Puppet Players—and why we keep doing this wild, wonderful, felt-filled thing.
Help fuel the madness. Every ticket, donation, and merch buy keeps our felt freakshow alive and kicking. Whether you're tossing coins in the hat or backing our next big, weird idea—you’re officially part of the rebellion.
